Season 1

How has my break been? Awesome... Seriously I think I needed like a week to just stay at home and just do absolutely nothing. 3 days I didn't even go outside to smell the air. I forgot what daylight looked like. This past semester seriously kick me in the face. For whoever reads this let me say that rate my professor dot com tells nothing but the truth. So all of you youngins who have a hard time with classes... seriously consider using this website to make your life a lot easier. I thought I could be heroic and fight all the work but seriously the people who succeeded in those classes were either..

1. A serious kiss ass cradling the teachers planters peanuts
2. Moochers who tag along to the kiss asses

Those were the two people that had like a 97% in the class and before finals started they were in line asking what grade they had in the class, and then they asked what they needed to do to keep that grade... seriously people... c'mon... if you have a 97% in the class for the whole semester and you come up to the professor and ask what you need to do... my guess and advice would be to do the same thing you've been doing for the past semester...

So yea people who suck up like no other + plus a very full of shiz gay teacher make a classroom shiasty... and I did I mention the subject was full of crap... seriously... rate my professor dot come does not lie... well enough of that... I'm glad I passed that class, in fact my grade in that class was surprisingly good. Doesn't matter never taking that teacher again...

Anyways that was just like 2 cents on how a college student should deal with college... (oh if you still dont understand... rate my professor dot com.)

So I still got like three more awesome weeks of break... and now since I have recovered from that disastrous semester I think it's time that I start my season 1 of How I Met My Wifey... Yes sadly enough a few months ago I was bragging about how awesome being single is, but unfortunately the age spider bit me in the butt and now I got this disease... But seriously I'm 22.5 years old and I am not getting any skinnier.. I'll always stay young but I haven't been slim since senior year of football season... so thats like... 5.5 years... Well first off my goal is to lose all these layers of sadness. So season 1 of How I Met My Wifey will being immediately... As of January 5th, 2009, I, Brian Park, will be dedicated in losing weight. Yes some of you will say... oh brian awesome park... a lot of people say that and they never accomplish that but you know what... I know... and your right... All I gotta say is you gotta do what you gotta do...

My only concern is that if I do get a girlfriend this year... will that change me? Will I seriously devote a majority of my time to her? Will my friends see that my lifestyle has changed because of her? That's probably the biggest fear I have in investing in a relationship... will I change for the worse? Because seriously... there is one thing that I refuse to give up... my identity... and I'm not talking about being a "guy". I know there are some things I have to grow out of.. but do I have to conform to her likings in order to feel like I'm pleasing her... For example if I found something funny (and it isn't really dirty or immature) but to her she found it not funny and she's all like "seriously why are you laughing?" Would I have to say to myself "Yo man... don't laugh at that anymore... your life, standards, beliefs, humor, and sadness are not yours anymore.." In all honesty I don't think I could do that... all my life I believed that honesty towards one another was the most important thing in a friendship... To this day I believe and follow that but seriously... there is one lesson I learned from this past semester... you can't trust nobody in this world... you seriously can't trust nobody in this world... the only thing you can trust is God and Jesus, but they ain't from this world... so yea... I learned this past semester... you really can't trust nobody in this world... and that seriously sucks... so with that said there needs to be changes around here... first off is lose some pounds... secondly would be to get a job... thirdly would be to... well lets see how season 1 turns out

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How I Met My Wifey 1x01-Pilot...

for those who don't understand what 1x01-Pilot is... well the 1 means season 1, the x 01 is the episode... so 1x01 means season 1 episode one... and Pilot is just the title for my first episode... I'll have different titles for each episode so after 1x01-Pilot it's going to be something like this How I Met My Wifey 1x02-????

Awesome...

Parkinator out!