Legen... wait for it... dary: Mystery Stalker Girl in my class

THE LONG AWAITED POST ABOUT THE MYSTERY GIRL

So my last post was in September. And in the end of my post, I decided that this post would be dedicated to the mystery stalker girl in my class. Well after almost a month and of half of observation I have come to a conclusion. She liked me for about two weeks. The reason I know this is because she kept turning around for quick glances, she walks super fast but one time she decided to walk at my pace, which is freaking slow, and once she opened her laptop to look at me through the reflection of her screen. But now lets talk about the last three to four weeks. I think she has lost interest in me, why?

1. Her quick glances are less frequent
2. She walks her normal super fast speed to class

Well even those two things aren't that strong of an argument... Who cares. Besides I love being single. Single is awesome. I think I want to make a holiday for single people. There are holidays for mothers, fathers, grandparents, and for lovers... Why can't there be a holiday for those who just are happy to be single.

But anyways back to this mystery girl...oh yes, lets just call her girl. But in class there is this guy... lets call him mexican, he always sits next to her, and he even decides to ditch his friends who sit in the back in order to sit next to her. After three to four weeks of observation I noticed he has been trying to hook up with her. Of course she seemed interested, mexican isn't bad looking, he looks fit, and hes a pretty sharp guy. BUT... the thing is he has a girlfriend... and now all of a sudden girl has lost interest in him. Now I'm in a situation where I could move in and take it to the house, meaning becoming her boyfriend, but I must consider the benefits, and costs of my actions.

Positives:
1. I get a girlfriend
2. I supposedly will have someone there
3. It'll be nice to know that there is someone to talk to
4. She might be the one...

Negatives
1. It's November... meaning next month is Christmas
2. I don't have a job... and next month is Christmas
3. Black Friday is about 1.5 weeks from now, and I don't have a job
4. What the hell am I thinking... shes the one?!?

So as you can see, the clear choice is... I thank you for your interest in Brian Park, but as of now he is not able to commit to you because he is busy with the important job of being the captain of awesomeness. Hmm after seeing many of my friends in relationships... they have helped me decide that I love being single... gosh so much bickering, time, and effort that needs to be put in... oh... but you say.. well Brian... there is so much joy in being in a relationship... but if I was in a relationship I would have never been able to land a job as a football coach. Thats right... as of right now my football team is headed to the first round of the playoffs... if i had not been single I would have missed out on this great opportunity of glory!

oh yes I leave you with the best picture I could take without being seen of the mystery stalker girl... shes the girl between the dude and the blond girl in the front or right next to the handicap person.