How I Met My Wifey 1x03- Where Were We?

So it's been about 2 weeks or a week... I forget... since the last post. So this Hollywood girl, the actress whose engaged, and a whole bunch of other stuff, that I talked about last week is pretty much dead to me now... I don't know what happened but ehh shes totally like a fast food drive thru... Your excited to drive in and in about 5-10 mins (or in my case 1-2 weeks) get your order and its over. Yea now for the MSG (mystery stalker girl)... She is still sorta there and about... I noticed this week she dressed exceptionally well. She looked both cute and pretty at the same time.

But I am reminded of the platinum rule... the golden rule is love thy neighbor... but there is one rule above it, the platinum rule...

Never ever ever ever love thy neighbor...

So for example your living in an apartment and you and your next door neighbor suddenly start to feel a little thing for each other... see thats a bad idea... now for me and MSG it would be a bad idea... aha let me explain to you in simple single 8 steps...

1. Attraction
The attraction is instant and undeniable, but you know better, you've seen your friends make the same mistakes before; you laughed smuggly at them... puhaha... idiots, but still, you think this is different the platinum rule doesn't apply to me... and thats step 2!

2. Bargaining
Now you start weighing the possibilities with close friends and ultimately here comes step 3

3. Submission
Even with your close friends input you jump in... now heres step 4

4. Perks
Now your together with your significant other and your are now relishing in the benefits of your relationship. now heres step 5

5. The Tipping Point
Now heres when it all starts to go downhill... or in other words this is the "oh moment(s)" heres step 6

6. Purgatory
Now all these annoyances culminate whenever your around this person.. these annoyances that lingers around is all you think about... now heres step 7

7. Confrontation
Now most relationships in a young age usually come to an end... this is where you end the relationship... now for step 8

8. Fallout
Now here comes the unavoidable backlash... and there is no true fallout... Things start to happen and you are faced in awkward situation with your former signficant other... but... there is a step 9... and it is called c0... wait for it... keep waiting... are you still waiting... now here it comes existent..

9. Coexistent
So basically this is when you move on and let it go... some never get to this step... so with this lesson.. always honor thy platinum rule.

And in concluding with todays post.. I leave you all with the best rule ever concocted by man itself... the platinum rule...

next post coming soon

peace out hombres!