How I Met My Wifey 1x04- What Happens Now?

Hmm lets see last time I left off with reasons why I shouldn't shoot for MSG. As of today, I am in belief that MSG has dropped the one class that I had with her. Why you ask? Simply nobody in the University system gets sick for one and a half weeks and misses three class meetings. And to add on top of that the MSG is sort of a nerdy type. Always taking notes, super attentive in class, usually participates. So my guess is that shes gone or super duper sick... but who is sick for over two weekends? I admit that she was cute and was winning me over, but ehh I'm that kinda person who has the mindset of "out of sight... out of mind" so this wasn't particulary hard on me... If she does comeback then maybe yay? I'm sort of tired of sitting back and lettings things unfold... so in conclusion for the MSG... I say peace out hombre! It was a well short lived thing...

But now onto more important things...

I guess there is much going on in my life... Sorta just being awesome here... being awesome there... school is still a drag... church is good. I guess you can say my life is on cruise control... nothing really exciting happens but at the same time life isn't crappy... just waiting for that one person to get me out of this cruise control...

I feel like a Barney Stinson... he's got everything he needs in this world... but the one thing he wants he cannot get. He can only watch from afar and wait...

Well this concludes this post...

until something grand happens... I will be on blog vacation for a while

until then... peace out hombres!

How I Met My Wifey 1x03- Where Were We?

So it's been about 2 weeks or a week... I forget... since the last post. So this Hollywood girl, the actress whose engaged, and a whole bunch of other stuff, that I talked about last week is pretty much dead to me now... I don't know what happened but ehh shes totally like a fast food drive thru... Your excited to drive in and in about 5-10 mins (or in my case 1-2 weeks) get your order and its over. Yea now for the MSG (mystery stalker girl)... She is still sorta there and about... I noticed this week she dressed exceptionally well. She looked both cute and pretty at the same time.

But I am reminded of the platinum rule... the golden rule is love thy neighbor... but there is one rule above it, the platinum rule...

Never ever ever ever love thy neighbor...

So for example your living in an apartment and you and your next door neighbor suddenly start to feel a little thing for each other... see thats a bad idea... now for me and MSG it would be a bad idea... aha let me explain to you in simple single 8 steps...

1. Attraction
The attraction is instant and undeniable, but you know better, you've seen your friends make the same mistakes before; you laughed smuggly at them... puhaha... idiots, but still, you think this is different the platinum rule doesn't apply to me... and thats step 2!

2. Bargaining
Now you start weighing the possibilities with close friends and ultimately here comes step 3

3. Submission
Even with your close friends input you jump in... now heres step 4

4. Perks
Now your together with your significant other and your are now relishing in the benefits of your relationship. now heres step 5

5. The Tipping Point
Now heres when it all starts to go downhill... or in other words this is the "oh moment(s)" heres step 6

6. Purgatory
Now all these annoyances culminate whenever your around this person.. these annoyances that lingers around is all you think about... now heres step 7

7. Confrontation
Now most relationships in a young age usually come to an end... this is where you end the relationship... now for step 8

8. Fallout
Now here comes the unavoidable backlash... and there is no true fallout... Things start to happen and you are faced in awkward situation with your former signficant other... but... there is a step 9... and it is called c0... wait for it... keep waiting... are you still waiting... now here it comes existent..

9. Coexistent
So basically this is when you move on and let it go... some never get to this step... so with this lesson.. always honor thy platinum rule.

And in concluding with todays post.. I leave you all with the best rule ever concocted by man itself... the platinum rule...

next post coming soon

peace out hombres!