So... its been about less than a week since I've seen the MSG (mystery stalker girl), and yes she still takes the time during class to glance back to look at me... but something happened in the same week... Well let me get to the point... There is this other girl... and let me start off saying that I do not believe in liking a girl the first time you look at her... but unfortunately it happened to me... it usually happens to the best of us. Well this girl is really really pretty. When I first saw her I was knocked off my feet by her looks. Let me tell you a little bit about her... She is an actress, graduating this coming spring, wants to live either in London or in the East Coast after she graduates... and shes engaged... Yea... what a heart breaker...
So yea when she was doing partner introductions, her partner said she is engaged and is about to get married in June or July... I forget... but yea... good game... So what's the point of this post? After getting knocked off my feet by this actress girl, I completely lost interest in the mystery stalker girl... So now instead of trying to go for the MSG... I've completely lost interest in her and now just want to go out with this actress girl... but again she's engaged and shes an actress who wants to either live in London or East Coast...
What does that mean... it means she has high expectations... So now I am left with nothing because I obviously can't hit on this actress girl, and I don't have much care about the MSG. What do I do?
Ryu Hyabusa help a fellow master ninja out...
Hopefully my next post will be called How I Met My Wifey 1x03- ReReturn!
So for the millions of bro's and chick bro's that read my blog... I leave you lost
peace out hombres
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
How I Met My Wifey 1x01-She Returns!
So today was my first day back at school. At 7:45AM I woke up and dragged myself to school. The first class was cool. Teacher is awesome. But the best thing about my first class at 9:00AM is the ladies. Thats right there are many hot ladies in the classroom. Well... sadly the two of the three ladies that I find hot are engaged... so yea after finding that out I wept inside, so like always I said to myself... "whatever.. just let the time pass so I can get lunch."
Now for my second class which starts at 10:30AM was a bit of a drag. The teacher won't let us use laptops so I can't update my blog on a constant basis... gay... but here's the best part. So you know the post about the mystery stalker girl... Well during the break I was saying to myself, "dangit Brian!... you shoulda just made a move on her... she totally liked you... and she was cute.." but today as I was tortured by hunger I saw that familiar face. Oh my dante... it was the mystery stalker girl... as I looked up to confirm it was her.. she gave me one of these looks... letme describe it to you all...
First she enters the room. The first thing she does is scan the room for an open seat... Then after finding her seat... She walks towards it. Soon after she scans the room to look for any familar faces. Now I am looking up at her thinking to myself, "woot how i met my wifey season 1 episode 1- She Returns! will begin" And as I am looking at her she realizes that I'm also enrolled in this class. And with that she looks at me with a quick glance and her eyes wide wide open.. then realizing that she made that look, suddenly looks away hoping that I didn't see her surprised face. After turning away oh so not ninja like... she staggers and becomes undecisive about her seat. But hoping to regain her composure she shakes off the cobwebs and decides to sit in her originally planned seat.
Now ladies and bros... letme say this... this is going to be legen wait for it... and I hope your not lactosse intolerant because the last word is dary!... it is going to be legendary! maybe I should start wearing a suit to class... haha I'll think about that one.
Hope to all write my next post of How I Met My Wifey 1x02-???
peace out hombres!
Now for my second class which starts at 10:30AM was a bit of a drag. The teacher won't let us use laptops so I can't update my blog on a constant basis... gay... but here's the best part. So you know the post about the mystery stalker girl... Well during the break I was saying to myself, "dangit Brian!... you shoulda just made a move on her... she totally liked you... and she was cute.." but today as I was tortured by hunger I saw that familiar face. Oh my dante... it was the mystery stalker girl... as I looked up to confirm it was her.. she gave me one of these looks... letme describe it to you all...
First she enters the room. The first thing she does is scan the room for an open seat... Then after finding her seat... She walks towards it. Soon after she scans the room to look for any familar faces. Now I am looking up at her thinking to myself, "woot how i met my wifey season 1 episode 1- She Returns! will begin" And as I am looking at her she realizes that I'm also enrolled in this class. And with that she looks at me with a quick glance and her eyes wide wide open.. then realizing that she made that look, suddenly looks away hoping that I didn't see her surprised face. After turning away oh so not ninja like... she staggers and becomes undecisive about her seat. But hoping to regain her composure she shakes off the cobwebs and decides to sit in her originally planned seat.
Now ladies and bros... letme say this... this is going to be legen wait for it... and I hope your not lactosse intolerant because the last word is dary!... it is going to be legendary! maybe I should start wearing a suit to class... haha I'll think about that one.
Hope to all write my next post of How I Met My Wifey 1x02-???
peace out hombres!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Season 1
How has my break been? Awesome... Seriously I think I needed like a week to just stay at home and just do absolutely nothing. 3 days I didn't even go outside to smell the air. I forgot what daylight looked like. This past semester seriously kick me in the face. For whoever reads this let me say that rate my professor dot com tells nothing but the truth. So all of you youngins who have a hard time with classes... seriously consider using this website to make your life a lot easier. I thought I could be heroic and fight all the work but seriously the people who succeeded in those classes were either..
1. A serious kiss ass cradling the teachers planters peanuts
2. Moochers who tag along to the kiss asses
Those were the two people that had like a 97% in the class and before finals started they were in line asking what grade they had in the class, and then they asked what they needed to do to keep that grade... seriously people... c'mon... if you have a 97% in the class for the whole semester and you come up to the professor and ask what you need to do... my guess and advice would be to do the same thing you've been doing for the past semester...
So yea people who suck up like no other + plus a very full of shiz gay teacher make a classroom shiasty... and I did I mention the subject was full of crap... seriously... rate my professor dot come does not lie... well enough of that... I'm glad I passed that class, in fact my grade in that class was surprisingly good. Doesn't matter never taking that teacher again...
Anyways that was just like 2 cents on how a college student should deal with college... (oh if you still dont understand... rate my professor dot com.)
So I still got like three more awesome weeks of break... and now since I have recovered from that disastrous semester I think it's time that I start my season 1 of How I Met My Wifey... Yes sadly enough a few months ago I was bragging about how awesome being single is, but unfortunately the age spider bit me in the butt and now I got this disease... But seriously I'm 22.5 years old and I am not getting any skinnier.. I'll always stay young but I haven't been slim since senior year of football season... so thats like... 5.5 years... Well first off my goal is to lose all these layers of sadness. So season 1 of How I Met My Wifey will being immediately... As of January 5th, 2009, I, Brian Park, will be dedicated in losing weight. Yes some of you will say... oh brian awesome park... a lot of people say that and they never accomplish that but you know what... I know... and your right... All I gotta say is you gotta do what you gotta do...
My only concern is that if I do get a girlfriend this year... will that change me? Will I seriously devote a majority of my time to her? Will my friends see that my lifestyle has changed because of her? That's probably the biggest fear I have in investing in a relationship... will I change for the worse? Because seriously... there is one thing that I refuse to give up... my identity... and I'm not talking about being a "guy". I know there are some things I have to grow out of.. but do I have to conform to her likings in order to feel like I'm pleasing her... For example if I found something funny (and it isn't really dirty or immature) but to her she found it not funny and she's all like "seriously why are you laughing?" Would I have to say to myself "Yo man... don't laugh at that anymore... your life, standards, beliefs, humor, and sadness are not yours anymore.." In all honesty I don't think I could do that... all my life I believed that honesty towards one another was the most important thing in a friendship... To this day I believe and follow that but seriously... there is one lesson I learned from this past semester... you can't trust nobody in this world... you seriously can't trust nobody in this world... the only thing you can trust is God and Jesus, but they ain't from this world... so yea... I learned this past semester... you really can't trust nobody in this world... and that seriously sucks... so with that said there needs to be changes around here... first off is lose some pounds... secondly would be to get a job... thirdly would be to... well lets see how season 1 turns out
Next Post
How I Met My Wifey 1x01-Pilot...
for those who don't understand what 1x01-Pilot is... well the 1 means season 1, the x 01 is the episode... so 1x01 means season 1 episode one... and Pilot is just the title for my first episode... I'll have different titles for each episode so after 1x01-Pilot it's going to be something like this How I Met My Wifey 1x02-????
Awesome...
Parkinator out!
1. A serious kiss ass cradling the teachers planters peanuts
2. Moochers who tag along to the kiss asses
Those were the two people that had like a 97% in the class and before finals started they were in line asking what grade they had in the class, and then they asked what they needed to do to keep that grade... seriously people... c'mon... if you have a 97% in the class for the whole semester and you come up to the professor and ask what you need to do... my guess and advice would be to do the same thing you've been doing for the past semester...
So yea people who suck up like no other + plus a very full of shiz gay teacher make a classroom shiasty... and I did I mention the subject was full of crap... seriously... rate my professor dot come does not lie... well enough of that... I'm glad I passed that class, in fact my grade in that class was surprisingly good. Doesn't matter never taking that teacher again...
Anyways that was just like 2 cents on how a college student should deal with college... (oh if you still dont understand... rate my professor dot com.)
So I still got like three more awesome weeks of break... and now since I have recovered from that disastrous semester I think it's time that I start my season 1 of How I Met My Wifey... Yes sadly enough a few months ago I was bragging about how awesome being single is, but unfortunately the age spider bit me in the butt and now I got this disease... But seriously I'm 22.5 years old and I am not getting any skinnier.. I'll always stay young but I haven't been slim since senior year of football season... so thats like... 5.5 years... Well first off my goal is to lose all these layers of sadness. So season 1 of How I Met My Wifey will being immediately... As of January 5th, 2009, I, Brian Park, will be dedicated in losing weight. Yes some of you will say... oh brian awesome park... a lot of people say that and they never accomplish that but you know what... I know... and your right... All I gotta say is you gotta do what you gotta do...
My only concern is that if I do get a girlfriend this year... will that change me? Will I seriously devote a majority of my time to her? Will my friends see that my lifestyle has changed because of her? That's probably the biggest fear I have in investing in a relationship... will I change for the worse? Because seriously... there is one thing that I refuse to give up... my identity... and I'm not talking about being a "guy". I know there are some things I have to grow out of.. but do I have to conform to her likings in order to feel like I'm pleasing her... For example if I found something funny (and it isn't really dirty or immature) but to her she found it not funny and she's all like "seriously why are you laughing?" Would I have to say to myself "Yo man... don't laugh at that anymore... your life, standards, beliefs, humor, and sadness are not yours anymore.." In all honesty I don't think I could do that... all my life I believed that honesty towards one another was the most important thing in a friendship... To this day I believe and follow that but seriously... there is one lesson I learned from this past semester... you can't trust nobody in this world... you seriously can't trust nobody in this world... the only thing you can trust is God and Jesus, but they ain't from this world... so yea... I learned this past semester... you really can't trust nobody in this world... and that seriously sucks... so with that said there needs to be changes around here... first off is lose some pounds... secondly would be to get a job... thirdly would be to... well lets see how season 1 turns out
Next Post
How I Met My Wifey 1x01-Pilot...
for those who don't understand what 1x01-Pilot is... well the 1 means season 1, the x 01 is the episode... so 1x01 means season 1 episode one... and Pilot is just the title for my first episode... I'll have different titles for each episode so after 1x01-Pilot it's going to be something like this How I Met My Wifey 1x02-????
Awesome...
Parkinator out!
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