Being Awesome

It has come to my attention that many of my friends are in (or in my words "stuck") a relationship. And it has come to my attention that I have been single for 22 years and 2 months. In other words I have been awesome for 22 years and 2 months. Many people would think its sweet and cute to see people in a relationship. But I object that statement. For example let me show you a picture and let you examine which is more awesome.

Exhibit A


Does this look awesome to you. (If you are in a relationship you are not allowed to answer) No it isn't awesome. This is like the opposite of being awesome. What if this was a Sunday... this guy is missing out on Football. Instead of watching awesome football he's busy being a couple. But enough of exhibit A. Now let me give you exhibit B

Exhibit B


Lazer Tag! C'mon this looks picture spells out awesomeness. I think I have proved my point. And let me end today's blog with a last picture.



"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story" -Barney Stinson

Need I say more? Next post "getting psyched"